I don't have my glasses on

Or my contacts in. Because I'm cuddled up in bed with red. And because my glasses are in my car, which is outside, which is effing cold and rainy, and I don't wanna go get them.

And I'm all hopped up on homemade rice krispies and eggnog and rum.

And it's late. And I'm sleepy. And I need to go harvest some chili before bed.